Wednesday, October 12, 2011


Sela and Linus love to tell jokes.  And I love to hear them tell jokes.  It's the perfect arrangement.  Sela told these in the car today.

What did the mama ghost say to the little ghost before they drove off?
"Fasten your sheet belt."

What kind of monster can dance the best?
The Boogie Man

Why do spiders make such great baseball players?
Because they catch so many flies

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
Because he had no body to dance with

What does a mummy mom say to her naughty mummy child?
"Go to your tomb!"

What do witches wear to bed?

What kind of fruit does a ghost love?
Boo berries

What did King Tut say when he was scared?
"I want my mummy!"

Why is it so easy to fool vampires?
Because they're suckers

Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
They don't have the guts

From American Girl magazine, October 2006


  1. That's an impressive collection of jokes! Love your pumpkin patch photo, too.

  2. WOW! Where did she hear all of these? I'll have to use some of them!


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