Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Sela and Linus love to tell jokes. And I love to hear them tell jokes. It's the perfect arrangement. Sela told these in the car today.
What did the mama ghost say to the little ghost before they drove off?
"Fasten your sheet belt."
What kind of monster can dance the best?
The Boogie Man
Why do spiders make such great baseball players?
Because they catch so many flies
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
Because he had no body to dance with
What does a mummy mom say to her naughty mummy child?
"Go to your tomb!"
What do witches wear to bed?
What kind of fruit does a ghost love?
What did King Tut say when he was scared?
"I want my mummy!"
Why is it so easy to fool vampires?
Because they're suckers
Why don't skeletons go to scary movies?
They don't have the guts
From American Girl magazine, October 2006